THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE UR OTP DOING

aleighx:

  • LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
  • Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
  • BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before
  • GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES
  • GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES
  • FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE
  • WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER
  • GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING
  • DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS
  • MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER
  • BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE
  • FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON
  • NO
  • NOW I’M CRYING
  • ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 
  • I DIDN’T NEED THIS

officialhaikyuu:

im fucking screaming and crying i dont know how to feel

canaryko:

There was this couple from my school quacking aggressively at each other outside of the Walmart today it got pretty intense.

psa

anus:

remember its not gay  if it’s 2 penises because they cancel each other out

razputinapuato:

allserbgotohell:

what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk

buongiornogiovanna:

8:29:17AM

Rohan Kishibe shoves his hands down his pants in public

chudobs:

the mischaracterization of Kakyoin in the fandom is so fucking monumental because he’s always portrayed as the bottom uke when it literally says on his profile from the manga “hates being submissive” it’s just incredible

zombie-tea-party:

next on cake boss:

customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
customer: “there’s a catch.”
buddy: “….”
customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

my little brother draws memes but like. terrifying memes

iwishihadafather:

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

darkknight-tactician-ayla:

12 year olds in 2007 more like

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[war flashbacks of the waffle song permeating into my memories as gir rises from the depths of hell to punch me in the throat]

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